Epitome of random and cryptic behaviours are u one of those?. lets find out.
u stroll into the lift and ur peripherals spot an old lady at a distance rushing towards the lift waving for u to hold the door.
a).hold the door
b).press "close" button at 240 beats per minute
c).take 20 seconds to figure out the difference between "><" and "<>".
u wake up from a nap on the beach and find ur whole body buried deep in the sands with only ur head stuck out. suddenly a HUGE wave approaches from a distance. u know u cant get out alone and u turn and see ur friends laughing their heads off
a).do nothing and get owned
b).say gg, hold ur breath, and get owned
c).try hard to get out, fail, make ur friends laugh harder, and get owned
u are new at this party and sitting at the tiny single cubicle toilet just next to the crowded main hall. after a messy diarrhea, u feel relieved and reach for the only toilet roll around. to ur horror, its been used up.
a).shout for any stranger outside to come in to ur aid
b).pull up and zip up ur pants like nothing happened and continue partying
c).sit and try to wait till ur dad calls the cops and locate u.
u have been a passionate animal right activist and strict vegetarian for all ur life and some guy comes and say to u, "eat this chicken or we will kill another chicken."
if u chose mostly a) : ur a dork.
if u chose mostly b) : ur fine, just like rest of us.
if u chose mostly c) : u are probably retarded, but ur the shit!
if u cant answer bonus question: its ok i cant either.
conclusion: im definitely one of those, to think of all this crap. so, its time to sleep^^
